Salted Plum Wine Spritzer - choya plum wine, sloe gin, lemon juice, and a pinch of salt topped with club soda

Salted Plum Wine Spritzer

Ah, finally, a salty-sweet thing that doesn’t involve bacon. Behold the version of wine that’s for people that hate wine – those people like me that have to go through the shame of refusing somebody’s finest and then enduring their stares as you’re suddenly demoted to the children’s table.

Honey Rose Cocktail: honey liqueur, rose water, grapefruit juice, simple syrup, and grenadine

The Honeyed Rose Cocktail

We’re posting this pretty late. I’d like to make a joke about targeting this post at people who forgot until the last minute, but I can’t because every store in the US has been shoving cupid’s arrows into our eyeballs for over a month. (I’m pretty sure we’re only a step away from getting online advertisements reminding us…