Honey Rose Cocktail: honey liqueur, rose water, grapefruit juice, simple syrup, and grenadine

The Honeyed Rose Cocktail

We’re posting this pretty late. I’d like to make a joke about targeting this post at people who forgot until the last minute, but I can’t because every store in the US has been shoving cupid’s arrows into our eyeballs for over a month. (I’m pretty sure we’re only a step away from getting online advertisements reminding us…

Blood and Tears Cocktail - a jalapeno blood orange cocktail. spicy cocktail.

Blood and Tears Cocktail

“No.” “Please?” “No.” “But –“ “No.” “Why not?” “I’m very busy.” Her face loomed over mine. “You’re lying on the floor.” “Yes,” I said. “I’m helping the fungus on my back flourish.” She took a step away, but only to prod me with her foot. “You promised you’d help me write another Valentine’s Day post.”…